There are plenty of resources available to new fans of Real Madrid, that detail the notable history of players, teams, and the club itself. But this isn’t for that…sometimes you just need a primer on the dumb shit. The stuff that barely has anything to do with football but still means enough to the fans that they’re referenced with loving “in-jokes”. Watch out guys, this might take a while.
Real Madrid’s Stupidity/ Fan Lore (no particular order).
Sam and Lily saying hi to fans credit (X)
"When Mum and Dad put me on that plane to visit my cousins in England, they told me, 'Son, you're special, you were born to do great things.' You know what? They were right.”
“You need someone who will treat you with respect, love every part of you, especially your flaws.”
Lily Collins out and about in Beverly Hills, 14 August 2014.